Yesterday, a narrow lake effect snow band targeted the downtown area of Cleveland for several hours. This is the beauty of lake effect snow. One spot gets a foot of snow. Literally three miles away, just a few flakes.
In Cleveland, though, lake effect snow is routine. We go through this every year. This is not Seattle, where a minor snow event becomes breaking news. Even the worst of storms here, while causing obvious traffic issues, are handled with relative ease.
Not on Wednesday.
Wednesday was different. Wednesday saw a storm drop 2 inches of snow an hour for the entire afternoon. When the storm peaked shortly before the evening rush hour, I knew it was going to be a long ride home.
My brother was with me. He has been working with us downtown for a few weeks. I’m sure it was a treat for him to experience the joy of a freak storm. In my 13 winters working downtown, this is the only the second time a lake effect event has had such perfect timing.
I peaked out my window at 4:15 to see how things were looking.

ST. CLAIR, NEAR ONTARIO, LOOKING AT THE JUSTICE CENTER
We left at 4:30 and walked through several inches of snow to the parking garage. Of course, today was the day that I was forced to park on the roof.

PARKING GARAGE, W. 3RD & ST. CLAIR
We cleaned the car off fairly quickly and started down from the garage’s 7th level.
Then, we got to Level 3. At 4:40.
I knew right away what the problem was. There was a line of probably 25 cars waiting to get out of the garage, but could not exit into the gridlock.
After several minutes, I got out and peaked over the side of the garage to see how bad it was.

PARKING GARAGE, W. 3RD LOOKING NORTH TO ST. CLAIR
Yeah, that’s going to be a problem. And it wasn’t any better in the other direction.

PARKING GARAGE, W. 3RD LOOKING SOUTH TO PUBLIC SQUARE
Finally after nearly an hour, we made it onto the street. The traffic was moving a little better than I expected.

ST. CLAIR NEAR W. 6TH

ST. CLAIR AT W. 6TH
We turned onto W. 6th to work our way south to Superior.

W. 6TH

W. 6TH

W. 6TH AND FRANKFORT
Once on Superior, it was obvious that any attempt to cross the Detroit-Superior Bridge would result in more delays. Fortunatly, my normal route happens to be through the Flats, then along Scranton. I worried about the hill, but I managed to successfully slide down to Old River Rd. From there, it quickly turned from nightmare to normal.

W. 25TH
W. 25th near Metro wasn’t bad at all. Only a couple of miles out out and the snowfall was less than half of what it was downtown.

W. 25TH NEAR I-71
From there, it was a fairly normal commute. Total time, right about two hours. Normal would be around 40 minutes with traffic.
I’m convinced if I had taken a more traditional route out of downtown — the Innerbelt or one of the bridges, I would have added another hour.
But this is Cleveland. We’ll deal with it as long as there isn’t an earthquake thrown in.